June 2012
5 posts
Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and I'm about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
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“Ford even began to whistle, which was probably his mistake. Nobody likes a...”
– Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
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“‘This Arthur Dent,’ comes the cry from the farthest reaches of the...”
– Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a...”
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts (via freelanceosaurus-rex)
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“There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to...”
– Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
March 2012
5 posts
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“Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!...”
– Grunthos the Flatulent, “Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”
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“For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried...”
– Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
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“…Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no...”
– Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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“This must be Thursday,” said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer....”
– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 